Thursday, 25 April 2013

Nigerian woman tries to commit suicide days before she was due to be deported from the UK

According to the Daily Mail, a 19 year old Nigerian girl married to a British man attempted to take her life just days before she was due to be deported to Nigeria. May Brown said she fled to the UK three years ago after witnessing her father's murder and being subjected to sexual abuse.

She settled in Dorset where she met and married Michael Brown in December 2012. May applied to stay in the UK and her application was rejected because UK Border Agency officials believed her marriage Michael was fake.

When May was informed that she would be deported today April 25th, she took an overdose of prescription pills. Meaning she would rather die than return to Nigeria. Choi! Nigeria is not that bad na. See the rest of the report after the cut...


Her mother-in-law, Helen-Claire Brown, found her collapsed on the bathroom floor on Monday morning with a note to her husband saying she 'couldn't live without him'. The teenager was rushed to the Dorset County Hospital in Dorchester where she remains in a coma in intensive care.

May wrote: 'I am deeply sorry that I had to go this way, without even saying goodbye. The UK immigration has finally driven me insane. They've pushed me too far this time and I can't take the pain any more. I don't want a life or a future you won't be part of. I love you so much, more than life itself and can't endure the agony of not being with you. Please forgive me for ending it this way. It's better to die with my dignity than be subjected to torture and undignified death back in Nigeria.'

Before she took the overdose, May had said she feared her abusers would kill her if she returned to the African country because she witnessed her father's death.

She said: 'If they send me back to Nigeria they are signing my death warrant, they will cut my life short because I will be killed. I have found peace with Michael, he gave me a reason to live. I have got a family here and we don't claim any benefits. Michael works and I am studying to become a barrister, we have not harmed anybody.'

Mr Brown, a former soldier who now works for a removals company, insisted the couple's marriage was genuine and slammed the UK Border Agency for its treatment of his wife.

He said: 'May is the most beautiful, kindest, loving person I have ever met. I can't live with myself if anything happens to her. She is the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with and you can't pretend something like that. All we want is a life together. But I'm so angry that is being taken away from us.'

A Home Office spokesman said: 'We cannot comment in detail on this case while legal proceedings are ongoing.
'In cases where people are found to have no right to remain in the UK they should leave voluntarily or face removal.'

Source: Daily Mail

Nigerian leaders: Past and present; who's your best and worst?



From top left: Yakubu Gowon, Ernest Shonekan, Murtala Mohammed, Umar Musa Yar'Adua, Ahmadu Bello, Goodluck Jonathan, Olusegun Obasanjo, Ibrahim Babangida, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Sani Abacha and Muhammadu Buhari.

Rate them from 1 to 11. And if your favorite and worst isn't listed here, just name them...

6 odd positions women should never occupy


For your own good don’t assume any of these positions. If you find yourself in one, do whatever it takes to get yourself out of these weird traps.

Full time house wife.
If you are an educated full time house wife, this is what your CV would look like; Occupation: Child minder. Previous position held: Husband tender. Highest qualification: Three children. Experience: Washing men and children clothes, cooking home made food,cleaning and wiping furniture, bed making.
If you are uneducated, this is what your future would look like; In one year: lost all your beauty and dress sense. In two years: Your husband sees you as unwanted liability. In three years: Your baby has multiple health issues. In four years: You may start prostituting.
So women, it is better to be a road side seller or credit card vendor than a full time house wife.
Official Mistress.
You’re not only Personal Assistant or Confidential Secretary to him, your boss uses you as official mistress and humping tool.
Of course you both know he has a beautiful wife at home and two wonderful kids. But who cares? You are certain of your job position. Believe it, what you are not certain of is, your life –time achievements.
Prostitute.
Yes, times are hard. Men want friends with benefits and all that. Women, it is better to sell your talent than sell your body. Next time you want to get something desperately from him, tell him to use your head and not your bottom. It works more profitably.
Wicked Step Mother
If you can’t cope, don’t marry a widower with children. Why maltreat another woman’s child and still hope to have your own? Many a woman have poisoned their biological child in the bid to poison their step-child. Ever read “The victims”? Get a copy.
Husband thief
Count four young women, three have sugar daddies, one is pregnant for another woman’s husband. Women, to use another’s man and be used by him, is a curse on its own. Be it in secret, in open or in private, every fornicatress or adultress has heaped curses on herself and generation.
If a married man comes after you, treat him like a leper.
Every year nursing mother.
Women your bodies are vessels of the holy spirit not a body making machine! Every woman needs to be a mother. What is weird is being a multiple mother. If you have six children in five years, you are a serial nymphomaniac. Enough is enough.

May those you have eyes, read.

18+ photo: gay man supposedly shits out his intestine after sex with another in abuja



Gay Man supposedly shits intestine after sex with another in Abuja…thats what I heard oh…pls if anyone has a better info on this, pls comment below.

dozens crushed to death in horror building collapse in bangladesh (photos)

More than 70 people have been crushed to death – just hours after a CRACK was allegedly found in the eight-story building in Bangladesh.

Rescue workers are frantically searching for survivors after the crumbling block in the capital, Dhaka.

It is not yet clear what caused the tragedy at the Rana Plaza – though local reports said a crack was found in the building on Tuesday.

Police chief Mohammad Asaduzzaman told news agencies the factory’s owners IGNORED a warning not to let workers into the building following the discovery.

Panicked relatives of those feared hurt in the disaster have gathered at the site, as army and civilian rescue teams including the fire service comb through the hazardous debris.

They used special cutting equipment and cranes to try to get through to several people feared trapped under tonnes of concrete and steel – as desperate onlookers joined in with their bare hands.





Building collapses are relatively common in Bangladesh, where poorly-enforced planning laws have led many potentially dangerous multi-storey buildings to spring up.

Dhaka police said the rear of building suddenly began to collapse in the early hours of Wednesday morning. Within minutes the whole building had caved in – with the exception of a main pillar and parts of the front wall.

Terrified survivors scrambled to exit the building as it fell, with tens of workers still not found.

2face Potrayed As King In Recent Cover Of Bubbles Magazine

I agree he is a king, but king of what?

Student To Die By Hanging For Robbing Colleague Of N2,000

An Ogwashi-Uku High Court in Delta State has sentenced a 23-year old student, Aruhor Ezekiel, to death by hanging for robbing another student of N2,000 at gunpoint.


The convict was arraigned on a four-count charge of conspiracy to commit armed robbery, armed robbery and illegal possession of firearms punishable under sections 1 (2)a and 3 (1) of the Robbery and Firearms (Special Provisions) Act Cap R.II Vol. 14 laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.

Prosecution led by Deputy Director in the state Ministry of Justice, Mr. E. Ferdinard, told the court that “Aruhor Ezekiel, on or about the 26th of July 2010 at Umu-Otu quarters within Ogwashi Uku judicial division robbed one Idakpo Friday of his Nokia handset, MP3, wallet containing N2,000, school identity card, clearance card and some complimentary cards while armed with a gun.”

He was also charged for “robbing one Ijie Theophilus of his phone and wallet while also armed with a gun.”

All victims, according to prosecution, were students of Ogwashi-Uku Polytechnic, Ogwashi-Uku, while the convict was a student of Ozoro Polytechnic Ozoro, Delta State