"I have a vibrator, I have no need for a human penis" - Kemi Olunloyo

Dear men, some women can live happily without y'all. LMAO. I've found my Nigerian Kola Boof. I love her ...lol. See something else she wrote after the cut..

apper eLDee and wife welcome baby girl

eLDee, real name Lanre Dabiri and his wife of 5 years Dolapo welcomed a baby girl yesterday March 15th in Atlanta, USA The couple already have a four year old daughter, Temilayo. Congrats to them.

Akpors and his teacher again - Part 3

Akpors no go Kills.... See Sillu Answer to his Teacher Questions..

Q. How Can You Drop A Raw Egg Onto A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It?
A. Concrete Floors Are Very Hard To Crack!

Q. If It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Would It Take Four Men To Build It?
A. No Time At All It Is Already Built.

Q. If You Had Three Apples And Four Oranges In One Hand And Four Apples And Three Oranges In The Other Hand, What Would You Have?
A. Very Large Hands. (Good One)

Q. How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand?
A. You Will Never Find An Elephant With One Hand.

Q. How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleep?
A. No Probs, He Sleeps At Night.

Q. If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea What It Will Become?
A. It Will Wet Or Sink As Simple As That.

Q. What Looks Like Half Apple ?
A: The Other Half.

Q. What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay Of Bengal Is In Which State?
A: Liquid

The Teacher Fell Down Unconscious..!!!

2Face’s Bachelor Eve Party Hold Today 15/March at Elegushi Beach

After an elaborate and well attended traditional wedding between 2face and Annie idibia, everybody’s looking forward to the white wedding.

Celebrities are getting their outfits, paparazzi charging their camera batteries, media houses running around to get exclusive coverage, bloggers blogging and plagiarising, the groom 2face idibia plans his bachelor’s Eve party.

This will be coming up Today 15th of March 2013 at Blak Lounge, Elegushi Beach, Lagos. His Bachelor's Eve party is supported by Coca-Cola and Hennessy.

Party hard 2baba. Enter the place! You all are Invited.

MEET The Real-Life Vampire: Woman Admits She Is Addicted To Drinking Blood-Photo

A 29 year old woman has admitted she is addicted to drinking blood.

Michelle, 29, has been downing pig’s blood since she was a teenager, and now says she cannot be in a good mood without it.

‘Blood is as important as water to me,’ she says during her appearance on the show.



‘I like to drink blood when I’m reading, when I’m relaxing, when I’m watching TV, when I’m painting,’ she explains. ‘There’s never a bad time for me to drink blood.’

The Lancaster, California native’s addiction is so severe that she says she cannot start her day without a sip of blood.

‘I drink it and I get energized,’ she says of the liquid.

Michelle, a tattoo appeared on the current season of TLC’s hit show My Strange Addiction ans said she is addicted to drinking a liter of blood every day.

Sometimes she indulges in her favorite snack straight from the glass, but she also likes to cook with it or mix it in with other substances.

‘I wake up in the morning, I pour it into my coffee cup,’ she says – adding that she also enjoys an authentic Bloody Mary made with the real thing.

But not all blood is created equal, Michelle insists – she prefers pig’s blood to cow’s blood.

‘I prefer the gaminess, it’s a little bit saltier than the beef blood,’ she says.

While most people might be disgusted by the idea, Michelle says it is in fact very similar to drinking wine.

‘It definitely has the same ambiance,’ she says.

The season finale of My Strange Addiction featuring Michelle airs on TLC on Wednesday at 10/9c.

Previous bizarre habits featured on the cable show include an addiction to eating vapor rub, a woman’s fetish for stinging herself with bees, and a couple obsessed with taking coffee enemas.

And rather than finding the taste repulsive she considers it comforting, saying: ‘When I feel it going down my throat, it’s like having a cold and drinking a hot toddy.’

If she doesn’t get her daily fix, Michelle says: ‘I get irritable without it, I get angry, I don’t want to leave my house – I want my blood.’

She calculates that she has drunk a total of 1,000 gallons of blood since she first took up her habit ten years ago, which TLC notes is enough of the liquid to fill a bathtub 23 times.

Manna From Above! Big Whales Washed Ashore Lekki, Hungry Residents Feast On It

 Manna From Above! Big Whales Washed Ashore Lekki, Hungry Residents Feast On It

Bank Employee Confesses To Sleeping With Men At Least 56 Times Every Week

One of our reporters(name withheld) met the shock of his life few days back at the Elegushi beach, Victoria Island Lagos while chatting with the lady whose photo you have above.



To his disbelief the 26 years old lady who identified herself as Ella, boldly told our reporter that she loves sex so much so that she enjoys it more than real food.

According to the lady whose I'd Card revealed that she is a marketer with one of the new generation banks, she likes coming to the beach side which is very close her house, every evening to chill out and 'most
importantly get laid'.

"See, I don't need money from any guy. All I want is good,hot sex! But my the problem I have with most of you guys is that you are not bold enough to ask a girl you just met for sex even though you all want it.
Most girls want it too, they want you to just make the move to shag them, even if they are complaining or insulting you don't stop. You know we girls pretend a lot.", she opened up.

As if that was not enough, Ella threw the bombshell "I made love with my boss every day in his office. The chauffeur too every evening, but they can't satisfy me at all. That's why I have to come here every evening
to get laid by more guys. I must made love at least 8 times every day. It's like heaven!".

Ella went on to explain to our reporter that she couldn't wait to complete this week's dose of 56 rounds of hot sex.

She also acknowledged the fact that many would think it is abnormal, but she insisted that making love eight times a day can't really satisfy her.
She believes that there is nothing wrong in being a sex addict.

" All the men I have met always have to admit they can't cope with my sexual urge. I made love about eight times on an average daily."

What's this world turning into?

What can we blame this one? Alcohol or Stupidity?

Lynxxx denies alleged stabbing incident at Night club

I'm sure some of you have heard about this incident. Some guys put the story together and sent it out...but I had to get the facts before posting it here...and here's what I found out.

Lynxxx, his manager and a few of his friends were involved in a scuffle at N-Tyce nite club last week Friday March 8th during a birthday gathering for singer, Praiz. But contrary to reports making the rounds that Lynxxx stabbed someone, no one was stabbed, this is according to eye witnesses present that night

Here's what led to the fight. Some UK dude called Pope who is in his late 40's sexually harassed and assaulted Lynxxx manager's cousin, a young lady called Nikki at the club that Friday night. Pope made aggressive advances towards Nikki according to eye witnesses and when she pushed him away from her, Pope allegedly slapped her on her forehead and asked the bouncers to remove her from the VIP section. Please continue...


When Lynxxx, his manager and their friends heard about what happened, they approached the guy and demanded he apologised to Nikki which Pope refused to do.
"Lynxxx and his crew left the club, and stood outside for about two hours. All they wanted was for the guy to apologize to their friend. They asked the club owner to bring Pope outside so they could settle but the guy refused to come out and refused to apologise to the girl and Lynxxx wasn't going to take someone hitting and harassing a female in his presence. As far as he's concerned there's no excuse for ever hitting a woman and so he and his crew went back into the club to confront the guy but were pushed back by the bouncers who were protecting the guy. During the scuffle, Lynxxx knocked over a table, a glass fell and Lynxxx cut his arm in the process. No one was stabbed and Lynxxx never hit anyone." An eye witness told me
Eventually Lynxxx and his crew left the club only to be invited by the police on Monday March 11th. Pope had lodged a complaint claiming that not only was he assaulted by Lynxxx but the rapper/singer also came to his office the following day to threaten his life. Pope is pressing charges for assault and threat to life. But Lynxxx claims he was at Eko Hotel all through Saturday and was never at Pope's office.

Lynxxx and his crew were at the station for over three hours yesterday and Pope has threatened to take the matter to court. Lynxxx also plans to counter-sue.

Find Lynxxx management's statement below...
This is a direct response to the accusations in various media regarding an alleged stabbing and assault by Lynxxx at Club Entyce in Lagos last Friday 8th March when he attended Praiz's birthday celebrations. At no time did Lynxxx assault or stab anyone.

It is unfortunate that instead of verifying the accuracy and extent of the incident, some media outlets have chosen to propagate unfounded rumours and speculations. Contrary to the rumours circulating the web, it is important that we communicate the following:

Lynxxx did not stab or assault any customer at n-tyce Club on 8th march 2013.
No stabbing or assault occurred on 8th March 2013 at n-tyce Club.
At no point did Lynxxx arm himself with a bottle or any other weapon.
Lynxxx was at the event with only 3 members of Syndik8
The incident in question occurred when "Pope" slapped and sexually harassed a young female who is Lynxxx's friend and his manager's cousin, which led to an outcry by many present, including celebrities such as Banky W, Uti and Lynxxx. Seeing as the young female was in tears and distraught they requested that Pope apologise directly to her, which they believed was only right given the severity of his actions. They were however disappointed when no apology was made and even worse when the club staff did not appear to take the situation seriously.

These allegations have now become a police matter and a civil suit for defamation of character.

Thank you for continued support for Lynxxx

Who agrees with Ruggedman?

Lil Wayne in critical condition after suffering multiple seizures

Lil Wayne is in ICU in critical condition after suffering yet another seizure, and we're told it doesn't look good ... TMZ has learned.

We broke the story ... the 30-year-old rapper was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A. Tuesday night after suffering multiple seizures. He was released Wednesday but just hours later one of his bodyguards found him in his room, on the floor and unconscious.

 Wayne was rushed to the hospital again, but this time he did not stabilize.  He was taken to ICU, where he was placed in restraints because he was shaking uncontrollably.

We're told Wayne is currently "unstable," and has been placed in an induced coma. He is breathing through tubes.

We're told several people are at Wayne's bedside crying, and a number of rap artists and family members are on the way. Sources say the scene is violent as Wayne shakes uncontrollably.

Sources say there's evidence Wayne went on a Sizzurp binge after being released Wednesday, because doctors found high amounts of codeine in his system.

We're told Wanye's stomach was pumped 3 times to flush the drugs from his system.

 Meanwhile Lil Wayne's Cash Money CEO Birdman and Mack Mane say the reports of him being in critical condition and clinging to life is not true...

Nigerian Idols day out with Wizkid refreshed by Pepsi

The show is fast approaching its climax as the contestants sing out for the opportunity to realize their dream and be crowned winner of “Nigerian Idol Season 3”. Many have left the competition and more will yet be evicted, but before the eviction started, Pepsi, the associate sponsor of the Nigerian Idols, took all the finalist on an outing in Lagos Island with Pepsi music star Wizkid. For the Finalist it was a day to mingle with the Star, Wizkid.

The day started with a workout session at the prestigious Radisson Blue hotel gym.


From Raddison Blu the Nigerian Idol contestants were driven to a studio where they took some singing lessons from Wizkid to build their confidence. “Always believe in yourself and your ability,” Wizkid charged the contestants.

At Johnny Rockets, the new happening restaurant on 1411, Adetokunbo Ademola Street Victoria Island Lagos, the contestants and Wizkid rocked to exciting music and ate delicious food mixed with refreshing Pepsi.

“This is really great. The opportunity of mixing up with a superstar like Wizkid is a good booster to my quest at being really good in my musical career. I appreciate Pepsi’s contribution”, said Angus Okafor one of the contestants.

Mr. Norden Thurston, Head of Marketing Seven-Up Bottling Company Plc said that Pepsi has always been at the forefront of youth culture through music. The brand has been associated with mega superstars like Michael Jackson, Madonna, Britney Spears and The Black Eyed Peas to name a few. Beyonce has recently been signed as the Pepsi global music brand ambassador. To show its belief in the local music industry, Pepsi has also signed artists Wizkid, Tiwa Savage and Lynxxx as its Nigerian music brand ambassadors. He went on to say that global stars have been discovered through the Idols music platform and he hopes the next Wizkid, Lynxxx or Tiwa will be discovered through Nigerian Idols and will go on to have successful careers in the music industry.

2face & Annie Idibia receive their Prado SUV from Corrupt Akwa Ibom Gov

2face and Annie Idibia got a brand new Toyota Prado SUV from the Akwa Ibom state governor, Godswill Akpabio, as wedding gift. The state government today released a photo showing Annie and 2face being presented with the SUV by the state's commissioner for Information, Aniekan Umanah.

Not only did governor Akpabio give them an SUV, he also promised to fund the traveling expenses of 20 of Annie's family members to their Dubai wedding.

The generous wedding gift from the governor caused a lot of tongue to wag online forcing the Akwa Ibom State government to release a statement defending it. See their statement after the cut...


Following spurious and false speculations in the social media concerning the wedding gift by Governor Godswill Akpabio to Mrs. Annie Innocent Idibia, née Macaulay, I wish to state as follows:

That the Governor of Akwa Ibom State Chief Godswill Akpabio, donated ONE Prado jeep to Mrs. Annie Innocent Idibia, nee Macaulay a daughter of Akwa Ibom State and renowned artist during her traditional marriage at Eket.

That the State Governor as a token of support for the couple promised to fund the traveling expenses (economy return tickets) for only 20 relatives of Mrs. Annie Idibia Macaulay to Dubai, where the couple have chosen to wed.

“That looking carefully at the surrounding events in perspective, Mrs. Annie Idibia, nee Macaulay is a daughter of Akwa Ibom State and the gift of a Prado SUV from her governor is only a gesture of love and goodwill. Her resolve to stand by her husband on his journey right from his days of youthful beginnings to stardom even in the face of challenges was commendable and a true attribute of the Akwa Ibom women.

“That It is however unbecoming that mischief makers and enemies of progress have decided to inflame the social media with incongruous reports that the State Government is sponsoring an entourage of party supporters to the wedding in Dubai, when in fact the Government is only sponsoring the travel expenses of twenty of her family members at an estimated cost of roughly Three Million Naira (N3,000,000.00) only.

“I wish to therefore urge members of the public to discountenance the misrepresentations made out of a well intentioned act of the governor.”

The state commissioner for Information, Aniekan Umanah.

Photos from Monalisa Chinda's daughter's birthday party

Actress Monalisa Chinda's daughter, Tamar -Lily, turned 5 recently and celebrated her birthday with family, friends and celebrities. Genevieve Nnaji, Desmond Elliot, Ramsey Noah, Ini Edo, Julius Agwu, Segun Arinze, Oge Okoye, Ibina others came out to celebrate with her. See more photos after the cut...

 

US Government condemns Jonathan's pardon for Alams and others

The United States Government is deeply disappointed over the recent pardons of corrupt officials by the Government of Nigeria. We see this as a setback in the fight against corruption." US Mission in Nigeria.

Meanwhile presidential spokesman Doyin Okupe has said the the Presidential Pardon granted the former Bayelsa governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, can be equated to the same pardon accorded late Emeka Ojukwu and Chief Obafemi Awolowo.

Is that so? What do you guys think?

Kanye West avoiding pregnant girlfriend, Kim Kardashian?

The rapper and his pregnant reality star girlfriend haven't been photographed together in weeks and insiders are claiming Kanye has grown tired of their relationship...

From In Touch
“His passion for Kim has cooled,” a Kardashian family insider tells In Touch. “This is a man who was once so infatuated with Kim that he would do anything to win her love. Now he’s trying to get away from her, despite the fact that they’re having a baby.”
“It’s making Kim very nervous,” the insider says. “If Kanye abandons her and she ends up a single mom, it will be her worst nightmare.”
Hmmmm... see more from In Touch after the cut...



Has Kim forced Kanye to head for the hills? It’s possible. Here’s how:

She Forced Him to Go On TV: Kanye reluctantly agreed to do Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but he’s made it clear he wants nothing more to do with reality TV and says Kim should step away, too.

She Made Him Do Covers: Kim persuaded Kanye to pose with her on the racy cover of French magazine L’Oficiel Hommes— but he didn’t show his face.

She Sets Up Silly Photo Ops: Kim roped Kanye into posing for a series of zip-lining pictures in Mexico in August, but he didn’t look happy at all. The rapper made sure the embarrassing images were blocked from running for months.

EFCC arrest 5 Yahoo boys in Enugu, recover money, exotic cars

EFCC released a statement via their website saying they have arrested five suspected internet fraudsters in Enugu. The statement, released by the Acting Head, Media and Publicity, Mr Wilson Uwujaren, said the suspects were picked up from their hide out at No. 26 and 42, Chimaobi Uba Street, GRA, Enugu following an intelligence report.

Part of the statement reads:
"The suspects, Uche Nwakor, 27; Ejikeme Oluchukwu, 30; Ifeanyi Ejikeme, 28; Nnamani Ikechukwu,30 and Ibe Kodili are alleged to be serial scammers who have defrauded several victims.
“Some of the items recovered from the suspects include Eight Thousand, Two Hundred and Twenty Seven United States Dollars ( $8,227); Seventy Three Thousand Naira (N73,000.00); eight (8) exotic cars; nine (9) laptops; twenty one (21) mobile phones; two (2) internet routers; one (1) currency counter and one (1) Sony camera.
“Other incriminating items found with the suspects include four (4) drivers’ license bearing different names with same photograph, five (5) flash drives, two (2) external hard drives, various bank cheques, ATM and Master cards, 1 HP printer, a black traveling bag with 12 different identity cards, a company metal seal, two (2) international passports belonging to the same person, among other items."