Monday, 16 June 2014

JOKE OF THE DAY! SUPER EAGLES will not score any goal in the ongoing FIFA WORLD CUP

BREAKING NEWS!
The SUPER EAGLES of Nigeria
have said that they will
not score any goal
in the ongoing FIFA WORLD CUP

for SECURITY REASONS. According to the head coach Stephen Kechi, even if the SUPER
EAGLES are awarded a penalty, they would deliberately play it over the bar to save the lives
of Nigerians. Asked why, Stephen Kechi said that BOKO HARAM has released a statement saying for each goal scored by the SUPER EAGLES, BOKO HARAM will celebrate with a bomb blast that will kill at
least a victim. 

Speaking to journalists in Brazil, Mikel Obi who is the all-time highest goal scorer of Chelsea Football Club said: 'I planned to score at least twenty goals in this WORLD CUP. But I get papa and mama for Nigeria. Because of this BOKO HARAM issue, there is nothing I can do'.

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